Saturday Night Live this weekend did a great parody of the Vice Presidential debate. When asked by Queen Latifah (playing Gwen Iffil) if she supported giving same-sex couples the same rights as heterosexual couples, Tina Fey (playing Gov. Sarah Palin) said,
You know, I would be afraid of where that would lead. I believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers.
Update: Well, we have to include the video for this one. --Bell Curve