Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
With proper funding I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath. I'll have to raise taxes, but in my speech I'd like to avoid calling it a "painful emergency tax."

Monday, November 03, 2008

Monday Night Football

If you're looking for a team to root for tonight, may I suggest the Steelers? Go Big Ben!

(This will probably be the only time I ever link to the Washington Times)

Update: The Steelers win, 23-6. Total blowout. The Redskins tried everything to make it a game, but nothing worked.

Also, the Steelers' quarterback was half white (Ben Roethlisberger in the first half) and half black (Byron Leftwich in the second half). Cool, huh?

4 comments:

The Law Talking Guy said...

Are you trying to screw with my fantasy team??

Anonymous said...

I have Roethlisberger on mine. I needed 10 points to win my matchup. He'll give me 7, since he got hurt at the end of the first half. Grr.

The Law Talking Guy said...

It sucks for my fantasy football team, but I'll take the hit.

REDSKINS GOT CRUSHED!!!!

Raised By Republicans said...

GO PACK GO!