Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Well the... the real humans won't uh... won't burn quite so fast in there. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." We must move forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or ... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Scary

An annotated version of an eerily prescient Onion article from seven years ago.

It's been said several times but bears repeating: there is simply no parodying the right wing anymore. Any outlandish, crazy thing you might attempt to do as parody has been literally done by crazies on the right.

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