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Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

This Man Must Be Stopped! reports that McCain wants to "veto every beer." Ladies and gentlemen, we cannot sit back and allow John McCain to sap and impurify all of our precious hoppy fluids!

Lager Pilsner Bitter Stout! McCain hates beer let's kick him out!


Dr. Strangelove said...

Kudos for the Dr. Strangelove reference. My avatar approves.

It was just a slip of the tongue, but it was an odd one. You just know that, in the back of McCain's mind, he was thinking, "Jesus, I'm dying up here. I need a beer."

Raised By Republicans said...

Well, he may be under doctor's orders to "veto every beer."

But seriously, this guy can't get through an entire paragraph without flubbing his lines. Bush gets away with it (or rather used to) but this McCain is trying to convince peole that he's not too old and senile to be President. This kind of thing just reinforces the negative press he's already fighting against.

USWest said...

Man, he blinks a lot. Haven't noticed? I bet he sweats buckets as well. He is starting to look more and more like Nixon. And Jon Stewart showed a clip where the guy looked positively sick. Of course, he was against a green background, which makes everyone look sick.

Raised By Republicans said...

Yes, he definitely has the Nixonesque flop sweat going.