Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
With proper funding I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath. How I am supposed to hallucinate with all these swirling colors distracting me?

Saturday, June 14, 2008

McCain debates himself

Devastating.



I am so happy Stephen Colbert decided to run this green screen contest.

2 comments:

Raised By Republicans said...

John McCain must think it is so unfair that people keep track of what he says.

Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyBwMy27Aoc

Anonymous said...

A the risk of seeming to be shallow and critical, this guy just looks plain weird.

He has a Martian quality. He has no upper lip; he's deathly white because he won't go into the sun due to the skin cancer thing; he has eyes so deep set that they look like piss holes in the snow. This is largely due to the weight loss, which hasn't helped him at all. He blinks a lot. He has a waning, dry smile as if he isn't used to smiling, and he has lost a lot of hair. He just looks sickly and odd.