Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Well the... the real humans won't uh... won't burn quite so fast in there. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." We must move forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. I'll have to raise taxes, but in my speech I'd like to avoid calling it a "painful emergency tax."

Monday, January 07, 2008

This rocks



Hat tip: Crooks and Liars

Happy Monday!

1 comment:

Raised By Republicans said...

I love this bit: "Nowadays you'd be more than welcome in my Church...after a ritual scrubbing."