Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Congratulations Bell Curve!

Hi Everyone,

A little happy news for a change! Bell Curve and his lovely wife have added a new data point to the world. An 8 pound baby girl. Bell Curve reports that both Mother and Data Point are doing fine but Daddy is having difficulty sleeping.

Speculation that Data Point has already demonstrated remarkable ability in mathematics is probably unsubstantiated.



Anonymous said...

Mazel Tov to Bell Curve, Mrs. Bell Curve and the Data Point! We'll never know for sure but perhaps the Data Point really was a data point - number 300,000,000 in the US. 

// posted by Dead Parrot

Anonymous said...

Congrats to the data point, Mrs. Bell Curve and Bell Curve himself. He may look to a long period of regression as it pertains to the variable of his sleep and the number of up-chuck free garments he has may well approach zero.

Still a new Data Point in our midst makes us all happier. May the Curves feel free to ask for any help at all. 

// posted by The Acting President

Dr. Strangelove said...

Wow! Congratulations! Mr. and Mrs. Bell Curve must be so proud... or at least they will be when they finally get enough sleep to feel any emotion other than a sort of exalted exhaustion. I hope Bell Curve's scattered sleep returns to a normal distribution soon!

I like the idea that Data Point is number 300,000,000 +/- x, where x is the margin of error (not sure what Census Bureau says that is.) Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, Bell Curve and Mrs. Bell Curve! What wonderful news. Eight is an extremely exciting number (of pounds) and three is also an excellent number (of Curve family members).

-Seventh Sister 

// posted by Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Congratulations!!! Is this the three hundred millionth data point? 

// posted by LTG

Anonymous said...

Way cool! Congrats to you all!


// posted by USWest