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Well the... the real humans won't uh... won't burn quite so fast in there. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." We must move forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. Statistics show that old people drive at least as well as sleep-deprived apes.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Quote of the week

Ok, he's done it again. Our president has spoken astounding words of wisdom.

"The doctrine of prevention is to work together to prevent the Iranians [pronounced eye-ray-knee-yans] from having a nuclear weapon."

Ok, dude. Whatever.

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