Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Well the... the real humans won't uh... won't burn quite so fast in there. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." We must move forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. Statistics show that old people drive at least as well as sleep-deprived apes.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

NY-20

Tee-hee.


There's a funny story behind this picture... and it involves congressman John Sweeney of congressional district NY-20. He is the Republican incumbent, fighting off a challenge from Kirsten Gillibrand for his seat. Now I don't know much about Ms. Gillibrand, but whatever she is, she HAS to be better than:

  • ...the leader of the Brooks Brothers Riot. You remember that wonderful debacle, right? If not, check out the article.
  • ... a man with one of the worst environmental records in Congress, receiving a 17% out of 100% from the League of Conservation Voters and a whopping 0% out of 100% from the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund.
  • ...someone who is under fire because of a ski trip to Utah with lobbyists, while pretending to be on the side of lobby reform.
  • ...and who appears to be skimming campaign contributions into a personal account.
And now the incident from the picture. I have a feeling that Ms. Gillibrand will see a few more campaign dollars coming her way soon, and that this race will take on some added national attention.

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