Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Wait a minute. This isn't the monsterometer. It's the frog exaggerator! Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. I'll have to raise taxes, but in my speech I'd like to avoid calling it a "painful emergency tax."

Monday, November 01, 2004

Oh, and one other thing...

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't vote. Go to your polling place, don't get discouraged by the long lines or bad weather, and if you feel pressure from someone insinuating that you can't vote, take it as the sincerest form of respect. They don't want you to vote because they're scared of you. But you'll show them.

Watch Eminem's Mosh video if you need any more inspiration. He may be a homophobic thug, but he does have a way with words.

Update: Sorry, dead link. Try here instead for Eminem's video.

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