Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
With proper funding I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath. I'll have to raise taxes, but in my speech I'd like to avoid calling it a "painful emergency tax."

Monday, March 10, 2008

Client 9

New York Governor Elliot Spitzer has been caught soliciting a high-paid prostitute. He was identified as "Client 9" in the recordings from the wiretap in the federal investigation. Spitzer held a very brief and emotional press conference today, his wife standing silently next to him, in which he admitted it and asked forgiveness.

He gave no indication he would resign, and I would bet he is still good for re-election in New York in a few years. But this surely ends any national aspirations for this formerly bright star of the Democratic party. Cross him off your VP lists.

5 comments:

The Law Talking Guy said...

The NY Democratic party must be demoralized after finally kicking out Pataki. This is a tough break for HRC too. She can't condemn Spitzer as easily or broadly as others can, because of Bill.

Raised By Republicans said...

Isn't Spitzer a Clinton associate of some sort? Or is that only because they are both Democrats from New York?

The Law Talking Guy said...

A man to watch: David A. Paterson, Lieutenant Governor of New York who will take over if Spitzer resigns. He's legally blind and self-identifies as African American.

Anonymous said...

I was so disappointed to hear this today. Another hero bites the dust.

Anonymous said...

Wow. He seemed like such a stand-up guy.

-Seventh Sister