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With proper funding I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath. Statistics show that old people drive at least as well as sleep-deprived apes.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Bob Allen

So in case you missed it, the Daily Show had an excellent report about the misadventures of Florida State Senator Bob Allen. You know ... the guy who offered an undercover police officer $20 so he could perform oral sex on the officer ... and then (if that wasn't bad enough) blamed the situation on being afraid of black guys.

Crooks and Liars has the video of the Daily Show's rundown. Don't miss John Oliver's alternate alibis. Beautiful.

2 comments:

Raised By Republicans said...

Yeah, a true Republican: sexually repressed, self loathing and racist.

The Law Talking Guy said...

How many of these scandals do we have to have before genuine religious conservatives realize that GOP politicians who pretend to share their (screwed up) "values" are just playing them for suckers.