Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
With proper funding I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath. Statistics show that old people drive at least as well as sleep-deprived apes.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

The Onion

(sigh) All I ever do anymore is post articles from the Onion. But what do you want? It's funny. And I have two. First, this one:

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

This is interesting because to scientists* like Dr. Strangelove and myself, this is what Intelligent Design sounds like. You should read the Onion's article and then read an introduction to Intelligent Design somewhere (I don't have a good link yet).

Then, just for a quick laugh:

Genie Grants Scalia Strict Constructionist Interpretation Of Wish

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*Are mathematicians scientists? Discuss.

Posted by Bell Curve at 9:34 AM

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