This goes along pretty well with Brawny's post. I'm sorry to keep posting stuff from The Onion, but it's just too damn funny.
Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War
WASHINGTON, DC—Military and political strategists agreed Monday that President Bush's re-election campaign has been executed with greater precision than the war in Iraq. "Judging from the initial misrepresentation of intelligence data and the ongoing crisis in Najaf, I assumed the president didn't know his ass from his elbow," said Col. Dale Henderson, a military advisor during the Reagan Administration. "But on the campaign trail, he's proven himself a master of long-term planning and unflinching determination. How else can you explain his strength in the polls given this economy?" Henderson said he regrets having characterized Bush's handling of the war as "incompetent," now that he knows the president's mind was simply otherwise occupied.
Thursday, September 09, 2004
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Posted by Bell Curve at 7:42 AM
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How is Bush doing all that well? Why this mass assumption that Bush is doing well? He's an incumbent president with average unemployment and low inflation, he should be way ahead. But even after a full month of no ads from his opponent and the RNC, Bush is stuck in a virtual tie with his opponent and is behind in the electoral math according to Zogby.
It is at least as easy to argue that Bush is under achieving (in fact there better measures to show it) as it is to argue that Kerry is under achieving.
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