LTG and others will like The Daily Show's treatment of Paul Hackett (click on "Couldn't Hackett"). Unfortunately, you need Internet Explorer to make the most of the viewing.
The best line?
I got mugged the other day... and this bum was beating me with a bottle. And I said, you know what? I'm going to sit back and wait for him to accidentally hit himself with the bottle. Sure enough, he did! I mean, I was unconscious, but I think I won that battle.Needs to be seen, so check it out.