Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
These babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix! Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The Onion, again

Sing it with me now: "Every sperm is sacred..."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I shudder to think what the world would be like had The Onion never existed. With that said, this article might not be a work of fiction. I'm sure there was a cardinal at one time who thought he'd be the one, the one who had the answer to "nocturnal emissions". How many Hail Mary's is that crime anyway? 

// posted by Siddharthawolf

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I meant to take out the possessive "s" 

// posted by Siddharthawolf