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Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The Onion, again

Sing it with me now: "Every sperm is sacred..."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I shudder to think what the world would be like had The Onion never existed. With that said, this article might not be a work of fiction. I'm sure there was a cardinal at one time who thought he'd be the one, the one who had the answer to "nocturnal emissions". How many Hail Mary's is that crime anyway? 

// posted by Siddharthawolf

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I meant to take out the possessive "s" 

// posted by Siddharthawolf