Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
These babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix! Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. Statistics show that old people drive at least as well as sleep-deprived apes.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Fun stuff

The Ironic Times is especially good this week -- here are two highlights:

Bush Dismisses Gore's Global Warming Movie as Mere Speculation
Will instead see The Da Vinci Code.
and
GM Offers Some Buyers of Largest Gas Guzzlers Special Deal on Gas, "Capping" Price at $1.99 Per Gallon
Instant nominee for Most Environmentally Insane Idea of the Year award.

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