Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Well the... the real humans won't uh... won't burn quite so fast in there. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." We must move forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. This is so weird. It's like something out of Dickens or "Melrose Place."

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Fun stuff

The Ironic Times is especially good this week -- here are two highlights:

Bush Dismisses Gore's Global Warming Movie as Mere Speculation
Will instead see The Da Vinci Code.
and
GM Offers Some Buyers of Largest Gas Guzzlers Special Deal on Gas, "Capping" Price at $1.99 Per Gallon
Instant nominee for Most Environmentally Insane Idea of the Year award.

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