Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
With proper funding I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath. Statistics show that old people drive at least as well as sleep-deprived apes.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Promiscuous penguins

Chlamydia Outbreak Kills a Dozen Penguins

Look for conservatives to start talking about declining moral values and for liberals to point out how condom distribution could have prevented this whole thing.

Posted by Bell Curve at 9:31 AM

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Along with the gay penguins  in Germany, the flightless bird world is slipping rapidly into immorality. What is needed is a return to the strong moral values of our flightless bird founding fathers, such as: Benjamin Plankton, Thomas Jefferson Seagull, John "Dodo" Adams, Alexander Emu-lton, George Wostrichton.

All good Christians, of course. Our household joke has several penguins gathering at a statue of Jesus saying, "We're not so keen on the loaves, but we've heard all about the fishes." 

// posted by LTG

10:24 AM
Anonymous said...

I love how the response to the Gay German penguin situation was to import some Swedish penguinettes. Gee, the stereotypes just keep getting more and more entrenched! LOL 

// posted by Raised By Republicans

11:43 AM

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