Chlamydia Outbreak Kills a Dozen Penguins
Look for conservatives to start talking about declining moral values and for liberals to point out how condom distribution could have prevented this whole thing.
|Bell Curve||The Law Talking Guy||Raised by Republicans||U.S. West|
|Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."|