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Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Friday, May 06, 2005

Promiscuous penguins

Chlamydia Outbreak Kills a Dozen Penguins

Look for conservatives to start talking about declining moral values and for liberals to point out how condom distribution could have prevented this whole thing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Along with the gay penguins  in Germany, the flightless bird world is slipping rapidly into immorality. What is needed is a return to the strong moral values of our flightless bird founding fathers, such as: Benjamin Plankton, Thomas Jefferson Seagull, John "Dodo" Adams, Alexander Emu-lton, George Wostrichton.

All good Christians, of course. Our household joke has several penguins gathering at a statue of Jesus saying, "We're not so keen on the loaves, but we've heard all about the fishes." 

// posted by LTG

Anonymous said...

I love how the response to the Gay German penguin situation was to import some Swedish penguinettes. Gee, the stereotypes just keep getting more and more entrenched! LOL 

// posted by Raised By Republicans