Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Well the... the real humans won't uh... won't burn quite so fast in there. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." We must move forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. How I am supposed to hallucinate with all these swirling colors distracting me?

Friday, May 06, 2005

Promiscuous penguins

Chlamydia Outbreak Kills a Dozen Penguins

Look for conservatives to start talking about declining moral values and for liberals to point out how condom distribution could have prevented this whole thing.

Posted by Bell Curve at 9:31 AM

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Along with the gay penguins  in Germany, the flightless bird world is slipping rapidly into immorality. What is needed is a return to the strong moral values of our flightless bird founding fathers, such as: Benjamin Plankton, Thomas Jefferson Seagull, John "Dodo" Adams, Alexander Emu-lton, George Wostrichton.

All good Christians, of course. Our household joke has several penguins gathering at a statue of Jesus saying, "We're not so keen on the loaves, but we've heard all about the fishes." 

// posted by LTG

10:24 AM
Anonymous said...

I love how the response to the Gay German penguin situation was to import some Swedish penguinettes. Gee, the stereotypes just keep getting more and more entrenched! LOL 

// posted by Raised By Republicans

11:43 AM

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