Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Life Goes On

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are not getting married after all. Mr. Johnston told the Associated Press today that the two of them had decided to end their relationship "a while ago" (exactly when was not stated) and it is now over. Their son Tripp was born December 27, 2008. Bristol has custody.

8 comments:

Raised By Republicans said...

First of all, let me just say how shocked I am that these two crazy in love kids couldn't make it work. I mean usually, underage binge drinking while the parents are out of town (resulting in pregnancy) or possibly fronting for your mother's secret love child is a solid foundation for a relationship.

But seriously, I'm betting they decided to end it about an hour after the polls closed in Ohio on November 4, 2008.

USwest said...

Fronting for a secret love child? Now I am interested! That's the most interesting thing I've heard all week!

The Law Talking Guy said...

The relationship was over before August 2008, we can be certain of that. The whole Levi-and-Bristol-at-the-RNC thing was such an obvious phony attempt to do something for the evangelicals about the out-of-wedlock pregnancy.

I think Bristol has a right to be angry that her mother and John McCain decided to make a pregnant teenager's life so much worse by staging a fake relationship with an ex.

Bell Curve said...

No one could have predicted this! No one!

Anonymous said...

I am shocked. Shocked!

-Seventh Sister

Raised By Republicans said...

US West,

Sorry I got that backwards. The conspiracy theories were that Britol is really Trig's mother and that Sarah Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover it up while governor.

The Law Talking Guy said...

FYI, this may mean that Levi Johnston was never the father. Wonder who was...

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