Bell Curve The Law Talking Guy Raised by Republicans U.S. West
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Tuesday, December 04, 2007


I just took this interesting test from ABC to determine which candidates I match up best with. The results?

3. Ron Paul (WTF?)
2. Dennis Kucinich
1. Mike Gravel

You have got to be kidding me.

By the way, all you need to know about Ron Paul you can learn from Stephen Colbert. Remember, he wants to get rid of all government programs.


Raised By Republicans said...

OK, so he wants to pull out of NATO. What a nut! He's an old school isolationist with some radical anti-government stuff thrown in.

Colbert was setting him up to be a hero for the audience until the last 30 seconds when he just feeds Paul enough rope to hang himself.

Raised By Republicans said...

The match-o-matic must have picked up on your anti-war position.

Dr. Strangelove said...

It seemed like an awfully short quiz, only about a dozen questions, and even so there were a few where I found no answer that I particularly liked.

My results:
1. Biden
2. Clinton
3. Kucinich

Raised By Republicans said...

OMG those questions sucked! They were just lifted from the talking points of candidates.

All options weren't exhausted - even policy options frequently talked about.

The Law Talking Guy said...

I got (1) Kucinich, (2) Gravel, and (3) Obama. They are terrible, terrible questions, though. It's matchomatic like bassomatic.