The Onion

(sigh) All I ever do anymore is post articles from the Onion. But what do you want? It's funny. And I have two. First, this one:

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

This is interesting because to scientists* like Dr. Strangelove and myself, this is what Intelligent Design sounds like. You should read the Onion's article and then read an introduction to Intelligent Design somewhere (I don't have a good link yet).

Then, just for a quick laugh:

Genie Grants Scalia Strict Constructionist Interpretation Of Wish

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*Are mathematicians scientists? Discuss.