Look for conservatives to start talking about declining moral values and for liberals to point out how condom distribution could have prevented this whole thing.
Along with the gay penguins in Germany, the flightless bird world is slipping rapidly into immorality. What is needed is a return to the strong moral values of our flightless bird founding fathers, such as: Benjamin Plankton, Thomas Jefferson Seagull, John "Dodo" Adams, Alexander Emu-lton, George Wostrichton.
All good Christians, of course. Our household joke has several penguins gathering at a statue of Jesus saying, "We're not so keen on the loaves, but we've heard all about the fishes."
I love how the response to the Gay German penguin situation was to import some Swedish penguinettes. Gee, the stereotypes just keep getting more and more entrenched! LOL
Along with the gay penguins in Germany, the flightless bird world is slipping rapidly into immorality. What is needed is a return to the strong moral values of our flightless bird founding fathers, such as: Benjamin Plankton, Thomas Jefferson Seagull, John "Dodo" Adams, Alexander Emu-lton, George Wostrichton.
ReplyDeleteAll good Christians, of course. Our household joke has several penguins gathering at a statue of Jesus saying, "We're not so keen on the loaves, but we've heard all about the fishes."
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I love how the response to the Gay German penguin situation was to import some Swedish penguinettes. Gee, the stereotypes just keep getting more and more entrenched! LOL
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