This weekend I was in a hotel lobby with two TVs visible: one showing CNN and one showing Fox News. CNN was talking about Playboy's new 3D centerfold and Fox was talking about the Miss USA Pageant's "new sexier photos." Ugh, just kill me.
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|Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."|