Wow, we've been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize! This is the most exciting thing to happen to us since we all were named Time's Person of the Year.
|Bell Curve||The Law Talking Guy||Raised by Republicans||U.S. West|
|Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."|